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  • 6
  • August
  • 2008

Chicken Lists

Chicken Delight

  1. Squawking and clucking and the clicking of sharp beaks.
  2. Flight, especially the reckless kind.
  3. Free nitrogen-rich fertilizer.
  4. Watching the Girls stalk and eat each others' feathers. Probably not a very healthy practice, but hilarious all the same.

Fowl Displeasureblack chicken standing on a wooden fence.

  1. Poop on the picnic table.
  2. Unexpected decimation of area plant life.
  3. Rats.
  4. Flies.

P.S. No eggs yet.