The Watermelon
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A true story:

I was having a serious watermelon moment last week, sure that it was the only thing I would ever want to eat for the rest of my life ever. So I bought one. Didn't feel good about it, but I was compelled, you know? And it was crap. I am still eating it, because I feel morally obligated, but, damn, damn, damn if it's not worth the effort to chew and swallow. Then again, it's just the beginning of May. So who's the fool?