- Squawking and clucking and the clicking of sharp beaks.
- Flight, especially the reckless kind.
- Free nitrogen-rich fertilizer.
- Watching the Girls stalk and eat each others’ feathers. Probably not a very healthy practice, but hilarious all the same.
- Poop on the picnic table.
- Unexpected decimation of area plant life.
P.S. No eggs yet.